On one particularly drunken night up in Bear Mountain, we were treated to a hilarious bit of Japanese 'wisdom'. Storytelling time enticed one of the Japanese teachers to let rip with the following: (imagine it with a japanese accent)

'nnn, so, we are all... men, ne? and sometimes, you know, is difficult to contain... nn... libido? So, sometimes, you have to, you know, get rid of libido, ne? So, what you need is Two Sock Method. Do you know Two Sock Method?'

'No. No, I don't know the Two Sock Method. What is the Two Sock Method?'

'Well, you have two socks. And one goes...'

'Yeah I'd got that far - it was really the second sock that was troubling me. What do you do with the second sock?'

'nnn Ok so, sometimes you have libido but... there are a lot people. So you must be quiet.'

'Yes.'

'So what you do is, roll up the other sock, and put... in your mouth. Then, they cannot hear...'

The accompanying mime to the last line is something a) you can imagine for yourselves and b) I will never forget.